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Christmas sweatshirts and hoodies

Christmas sweatshirts and hoodies with a joke your people will get: an invented element for the chemist, a balanced T-account for the accountant, a reindeer skull for the metalhead, a pug who has achieved peace.

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Every design is original and printed when you order it.
They’re classic crewneck sweatshirts and pullover hoodies in 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece, relaxed unisex fit, sizes S–5XL (some Sand colors stop at 3XL). The knit look is printed on, so they’re soft and machine-washable. Sizes vary by product, so check the size guide on each page.
Production takes 2–5 business days, then US shipping takes 3–8. For National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day (Fri, Dec 18), order by Tue, Dec 1. Looking for something smaller? The All Is Snort ornament fits on the tree.

Not sure which to pick? Read our guide to nerdy Christmas sweaters.

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Are these knit sweaters?

No. They’re printed fleece crewneck sweatshirts and pullover hoodies. The knit look is part of the print.

What sizes do Christmas sweatshirts come in?

S–5XL. Sand colors stop at 3XL. Check the size guide on each product page.

Do you have Christmas sweatshirts in 5XL?

Yes. Every crewneck and hoodie in this collection comes in 5XL; pick a non-Sand color.

When should I order for Christmas?

To arrive by Thu, Dec 24, order by Mon, Dec 7. Production takes 2–5 business days, plus 3–8 business days for US shipping.